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trinandtonic:

cklookshuman:

MASS EFFECT BOMBARDMENT!!! 


Garrus / Krogan By : Meesh
Mordin / Thane By me! 
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GARRUS: TEE | TANK | PILLOW
KROGAN: TEE | TANK | PILLOW
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MORDIN: TEE | POSTER
THANE: TEE | POSTER

my husband kindly requested that I not get all of the pillow cases :( 

(Source: ellendegeneres)

stuckinabucket:

n-a-blue-box:

barnses:

let’s hear it for captain america

 (via punkrickgrimes)

"You turned my gentle friend into a weapon and I am less than thrilled about it"

I don’t know.  I mean, Bucky’s gone off to war.  He’s gone from the sharp-dressed soldier trying to get Steve to enjoy a double-date to slogging through mud and getting shot at in the European theater to getting the hell tortured out of him in a super-Nazi shithole after his unit gets cut to ribbons by forces with weapons unlike anything he’s been trained to deal with. 

And the entire time this is going on, so far as he knows, Steve is safe at home.  Maybe he’s finally plucked up the courage to ask a girl out.  Maybe he found a decent job at the shipyards or in a factory.  Because it’s not like you can write your Army bro when you get accepted into the weirdo super-science Human Guinea Pig program, right? “Bucky, Finally made it into the Army, courtesy of a top-secret German scientist defector.  Hope to be first of many extremely classified human weapons!  Hugs and kisses, Steve.” Pretty sure they just set the letter on fire right in front of you if you try it, you know?

And then suddenly, he’s being rescued from the super-Nazi hellhole.  By Steve.  And he’s gone from thinking that Steve’s safe at home to Steve saving him, immediately followed by almost losing Steve as the base blows up and watching some dude tear off his fucking face while telling Steve they’re the same and realizing that Captain America the Propaganda Dude is a) actually a fucking supersoldier and b) his bff. 

And this is, I think, where it’s kind of started to set in that Steve—his bro, who never backed down from a fight, who never stood by while somebody was getting kicked around, who never even thought about saying “It’s not my problem” and walking on past—now has the chops to actually assault a base full of fucking soldiers by himself and win. 

Like, Bucky’s kind of looking around and realizing it’s just Steve and all the dudes who got rescued with him.  It wasn’t Steve leading a charge.  Steve was the charge.  It doesn’t take him long to do the math what Steve’s personality plus a nigh-unstoppable force is going to equal.  And since he’s sure as hell not leaving Steve’s side now, it means there’s no going home again.

(Source: billburroughs)

(Source: textsfromsuperheroes.com)

bvcky:

he's a ghost. you'll never find him

inspired by x

mizufae:

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle


if ONLY

mizufae:

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

if ONLY

(Source: four-big-idiots)

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

(Source: hollends)

buckyderp:

cloudiness:

We made a mess (x )

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

buckyderp:

cloudiness:

We made a mess (x )

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

(Source: timetoputonashow)

impishtubist:

strawberrypatty:

lono285:

Detective Inspector Sally Donovan’s opinion of Doctor Molly Hooper was cemented the first time they met. For all of her insightful post-mortems, a person who sings “Don’t Say Goodbye” to corpses as she cuts open their chest cavities can’t be right in the head. Even if it is one of Take That’s better songs.
In turn, though Molly admires Sally’s keen wits and instincts, she has little patience for the Detective Inspector’s abrupt personality. Molly can’t help but feel a natural suspicion of anyone who doesn’t even crack a smile at her joke about golf and murder.
But when a serial killer known as The Surgeon starts systematically killing young men, Sally and Molly form a surprisingly productive partnership. As they work feverishly to solve the string of murders, they find that their differing personalities contrast with brilliant results.
Add a shared love for early 90s Britpop to the mix, and Sally and Molly might just discover that, amidst enmity and entrails, their differing personalities also make for a rather brilliant friendship.

I HAVE A POWERFUL NEED.

HOLY SHIT I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE

impishtubist:

strawberrypatty:

lono285:

Detective Inspector Sally Donovan’s opinion of Doctor Molly Hooper was cemented the first time they met. For all of her insightful post-mortems, a person who sings “Don’t Say Goodbye” to corpses as she cuts open their chest cavities can’t be right in the head. Even if it is one of Take That’s better songs.

In turn, though Molly admires Sally’s keen wits and instincts, she has little patience for the Detective Inspector’s abrupt personality. Molly can’t help but feel a natural suspicion of anyone who doesn’t even crack a smile at her joke about golf and murder.

But when a serial killer known as The Surgeon starts systematically killing young men, Sally and Molly form a surprisingly productive partnership. As they work feverishly to solve the string of murders, they find that their differing personalities contrast with brilliant results.

Add a shared love for early 90s Britpop to the mix, and Sally and Molly might just discover that, amidst enmity and entrails, their differing personalities also make for a rather brilliant friendship.

I HAVE A POWERFUL NEED.

HOLY SHIT I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE

maskedlinguist:

blurintofocus:

transiences:andywooo:animeasuka:wafflesforstephanie:yosb:





welcome to harvard: linguistics 101

Is this reality?

Abso-fucking-lutely.

yo the word fucking is actually really interesting because it’s one of american english’s only infixes

YES THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY COOL MY AP ENGLISH TEACHER WENT ON A 5-MINUTE RANT ABOUT “FUCK” AND HOW IT’S THE ONLY WORD YOU CAN INSERT INTO OTHER WORDS 
I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT THE WORD “FUCK” OKAY

AUTO
LINGUISTICS
RE
FUCKING
BLOG

Seriously, this came up in Phonology, Morphology, and Socioling.  The English “Obscenity” Infix is awesome.

maskedlinguist:

blurintofocus:

transiences:andywooo:animeasuka:wafflesforstephanie:yosb:

welcome to harvard: linguistics 101

Is this reality?

Abso-fucking-lutely.

yo the word fucking is actually really interesting because it’s one of american english’s only infixes

YES THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY COOL MY AP ENGLISH TEACHER WENT ON A 5-MINUTE RANT ABOUT “FUCK” AND HOW IT’S THE ONLY WORD YOU CAN INSERT INTO OTHER WORDS 

I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT THE WORD “FUCK” OKAY

AUTO

LINGUISTICS

RE

FUCKING

BLOG

Seriously, this came up in Phonology, Morphology, and Socioling.  The English “Obscenity” Infix is awesome.

(Source: pixalry)

buckybarrnes:

image

you guys look like a shitty boy band that hasn’t practiced in 15 years

FEATURING the REALLY OLD GUY WITH RETRACTABLE CLAWS

the ANGSTY OLD MAN WITH A METAL ARM

the PATRIOTIC GRANDPA

and the AVERAGE-AGE BOW AND ARROW DUDE